December 2011
65 posts
new years resolution: stop being a lazy fuck
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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saraintheair asked: who the fuck told you that you were a fuck up? i WILL kill them.
Dec 31st
I am not a fuck up.
Dec 30th
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fuccckk: Someone talk to me. I need entertainment.  ^that
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“You get straight men that are fucking big pussies, like my ex-boyfriend, and gay...”
– Amy Winehouse (via blackcharles)
Dec 20th
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that fourth meal really just fucked my stomach...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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“They open up the ice rink in Rockefeller Center just for ‘Saturday Night Live’...”
– Jimmy Fallon, on what he plans to bring back to SNL (x)
Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Saturday Night Live was literally just so perfect.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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unsp0kentruth: I just want to be with you. Not in a sexual way, but just to have you as mine. That’s simply all I ask for. But I feel like I’m going to fuck it up one way or another. Please don’t let this be ruined.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Right now, if someone offered me taco bell, sex,...
I would choose taco bell… twice.
Dec 14th
Listenthealicetran: “Tonight, we are young.” - Glee...
Dec 14th
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Thanks, Alec Baldwin: American Airlines may stop... →
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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… i thought this was the part where shit got better
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Ways to get into the Christmas Spirit
~ 1. Turn on the holiday tunes 2. Watch some old school Christmas cartoons. 3. Make some (lots of) hot chocolate 4. Throw a holiday party 5. Watch a Christmas movie (elf, a white christmas, polar express, peanuts christmas special) 6. Read some Christmas classics 7. Look at Christmas lights 9. Do Service 10. Take nap with lights of tree on, wake up to warm glow 12. Bake and decorate cookies with...
Dec 11th
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Personal Holiday Post #1
I wish my family actually cared about being festive. I wish we were ever all together and could just enjoy ourselves without all of the constant bullshit. I’m the only one who gives a fuck and I’m sick of it. /end rant/
Dec 11th
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“Jar Of Hearts” No, I can’t take one more step towards you ‘Cause all that’s waiting is regret Don’t you know I’m not your ghost anymore You lost the love I loved the most I learned to live half alive And now you want me one more time And who do you think you are? Runnin’ ‘round leaving scars Collecting your jar of hearts And tearing love...
Dec 10th
When you're looking through your clothes and can't...
THE GIF OMG I CANT SLKJFDNCSK i am ded
Dec 8th
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This Christmas music is getting serious right now.
Dec 8th
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I wish Taco Bell delivered.
Dec 8th
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Whenever I try to do my homework I realize how...
Dec 8th
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Fuck this shit. I'm done.
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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You smell like Craigslist.
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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“I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I’m not much into...”
Dec 5th
that feeling when you’re pooping and you go to wipe and you realize that there’s nothing for you to wipe gmh
Dec 5th